… the monkey with the tin tool for stealing our wind. The wind forecast indicates winds up to 10 KN. But the wind doesn’t follow the forecast.

The reason for that is the monkey with the tin tool, who stole the wind, which was forecasted.

Some sailors say that the forecast is poor. No that’s wrong. The forecasted, but not showing up wind, is always been stolen by the monkey with the tin tool.

Or, am I wrong? Am I already too long at sea?